yassmines:

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…


so-comical:

popyolar:

hornyspice:

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me


gayestgoth:

bewbin:

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

schroedinger’s gunchucks


kaineus:
“ salparadisewasright:
“” ”

voldemo:

“your password is weak”

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you


chlobat:

tarasmaclay:

dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch


whatthebec:
“ anyway one time i convinced my ex bf that there was a movie called “the turgle” starring matt damon and i showed him this movie poster that i edited and he believed me
”

whatthebec:

anyway one time i convinced my ex bf that there was a movie called “the turgle” starring matt damon and i showed him this movie poster that i edited and he believed me


ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man


there are two types of players

smartaveragebears:

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now


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