thehumanzee:

discipline is reliable, motivation is fleeting.

real motherfucking talk.


whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.


me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude


sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.


officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows



shakinghandswithsatan:

THIS IS IN THE SHREK THE MUSICAL SCRIPT AND WE HAVE TO SING IT


froganmeeman:

Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie


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